"Attempts to listen to this album were halted by an unknown force."

- Pitchfork Media

"The science isn't there yet, damn you [loud noise in background]"

- Rolling Stone

"This is just an hour of silence???"

- NPR

"Rejected ... on the basis of inconclusive ... studies."

- FDA

"Battalions of the accursed, captained by pallid data that I have exhumed, will march."

- Charles Fort